No blue skies

There is no such thing as the truth. The world is flat; humans don’t need oxygen; and the earth is the center of the solar system. Dragons, the winged and fire-breathing kind, did exist. So did unicorns and care bears. Politicians never lie, they just want to be politically correct. Left-handed people aren’t really left-handed, …

Acoustic sarcasm

I was once told that tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic. Being the egoistic human that my friends proclaim me to be, I immediately searched the net for information about sarcasm so as to be among the witty few. Here are some things I found: 1. Wiki’s take on sarcasm. …

Poodle puddles

You looked good last Sunday, as always, but I tried to understate it. Your dress matched perfectly with the exquisite glow of your skin. The subtle patterns playfully tease every curve in your body, as if taunting even Time itself of its inability to cope with your beauty. With every gust of wind the fabric …