About Me

By trade, I am a collector of useless facts and a professional overthinker. By nature, I'm a man who can navigate a crowded gala for exactly seven minutes before strategically retreating to the snack table—or better yet, the exit.

A lifelong dreamer with a penchant for puns (the 'lowest' form of wit, and therefore his favorite), I believe that true knowledge is knowing exactly how little you actually know. When I'm not down some rabbit hole researching the history of 14th-century postage, I am likely being outsmarted by my young daughter or serving as a glorified furniture piece for his two cats.

Audrim is my digital sanctuary: a place where I can be as social as I wants to be without actually having to put on real shoes. I writes for the curious, the quiet, and anyone who appreciates a well-timed play on words.